Kid Blog

Target Man

kid — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:36:47 +0000

Target Man shoots arrows. And he saves people. His enemy is Arrow Man. My powers are to shoot arrows and I have a big circle in the middle and then another littleer one and another orange dot. And I say, “Don’t get in my sights!”. And Arrow Man says, “Straight to your heart!”. He has an outfit that looks good and he pretends to be good but he’s really bad. His outfit is the opposite of mine - orange and green. And it has a big arrow that goes straight up the middle, front of this outfit. I shoot the arrow, and then if it misses I’ll try again. And if it doesn’t, I’l go run off and that will be the end of our fight.

Happy Easter Mommy

kid — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:40:42 +0000

Camping! I hope I find lots of Easter eggs. I hope the Easter bunny brings me a chocolate bunny. I hope my Mommy likes that time. And my Daddy. And my little sister. I hope Austin comes. I like Easter because it’s really fun! I hope Daddy gets a new computer and a new camera. On April 5th it’s my Daddy’s birthday. Shhh. Don’t tell, but my mommy got me some music to learn piano with for me to give him tonight.

Wrong Train

kid — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 22:30:16 +0000

There was a boy that went on the wrong train. And he didn’t want to go on the wrong train. And he said I’m not going on this train. I’m not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He wanted to go to the right train, but he went on the wrong one. He wanted to go on the Halloween train. He’s going to change into his costume when he gets there. But, he went on the Christmas one by accident. But really by on purpose because he knows that one was the Christmas train. He did not want to go but then he got some cookies for dinner. And when he got there it was cold and he didn’t have the right clothes. Santa gave him sweater but he did not like that sweater. And so he gave him a different one. He loved that sweater because it was a Christmas sweater. And his sister got to have an elf one but she did not want that one. She said no, no, I want Christmas one and they went home and they got presents. And so, they opened them up! They opened one and it was something for the boy. A dinosaur outfit. A T-Rex and he put it on. The next one was for her. Another dinosaur outfit. So they played dinosaurs. And the next one was palm trees, the forest where they lived. That’s all.

Heaven

kid — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:52:27 +0000

I wish I was in heaven right now so I could play with Otis. In my heaven the sand was the ocean and the water was the sand. Even the sharks and everything in the ocean. And I would play tag and throw the beach ball in the water and he would have to go get it. And the sand castles were islands. OK, so, um…. A boy named Tammy came. And he wanted to mess up our mermaid sand castles. But the ocean was alive and he was good people’s side and the sand too. So the sand covered him and the ocean spread on the sand so it could be hard sand so the guy couldn’t get out. So Tammy couldn’t get out. Tammy had a special shovel and rake and he dugged the sand and then he got out but a lot of sand was on his feet. Tammy met Jackson and Otis playing by the water. And they meant to be friends. That’s all.

Backwards

kid — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 23:59:31 +0000

What if it went 5-4-3-2-1 and then zero? Then we’d go down and die. We’d be babies. Who would be the parents? If we’d both be babies you’d say “buttocks!” all day! We can say whatever we stinkin wanna say. And you could say a burp, too. You could fart at the table! Fart at the table! If we were as old as Olefar, how old would we be little?

(Little Sis: I not one, I two. You’re putting a lot of letters, Mommy.)

Flag Football

kid — Sat, 20 May 2006 09:24:58 +0000

I love football. And I’m going to it next week. Is it a week? Next tomorrow. And, football is very great to me because I like my football costume. I want to play the position quarterback. I want be on the Lions team. I want to be #7. I want my uniform to be white and red and blue and that’s all. Do you think I’ll have a hard helmet and could I give this blog to my football team? Football is very harder than soccer and basketball. Because the ball’s not round. Why is the ball not round? It’s made out of leather. Daddy said it’s made out of pigskin - I don’t believe him. I never met a pig! I don’t want it to be made out of pigskin because…. I hope my outfit, I mean uniform, will be nice, cool. And nice. And I hope it comes with a helmet. And I also want socks that come with the football socks. That’s all.

Thinking Bear

kid — Mon, 08 May 2006 22:19:14 +0000

Pooh, Think, think, think.

Otis

kid — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:18:01 +0000

I want to get a tall ladder and go up to heaven and get Otis and bring him down and make him alive so we could play with him.

Batman

kid — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:46:59 +0000

Batman is really a bat. He’s not a - and his friend is named Robin.

Meme

kid — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:10:53 +0000

(My sister’s blog)
It’s my birthday tomorrow. Happy Birthday Dear Mommy! Happy Birthday Dear Meme! I be one. I be one tomorrow. Yellow Birthday Cake. Two candles. Ah, (blow). Curious George hat. Birthday hat.